Yo,
I am a Cubs fan. I love baseball. I love wrigley field. I prefer National League rules. With that all aside.....I have to admit that I am mortified to like the same thing as the douche bags who generally sit around me at a game. Is it me or are most of the people there assholes from the western suburbs and their blonde haired girlfriends?
And here in list form are more questions and concerns on the matter-
- All those college motherfuckers who come to Chicago and become scenester cub fans--- you are killing me.......the name on the back of the jerseys you guys wear is a clear sign of your vintage.
-Getting drunk at games can be fun----but not at seven dollars a beer ---yes you could bring a flask in [very good solution sometimes] or you could 'pre game' (that term is a douche bag term exclusive) ...but really--- Is going to cubs games something you have to be tanked to be at? like yall act like it is a once in a lifetime vacation. Get your buzz on---- but please...chill the fuck out you retards!
* Because there is nothing worse then when douche bags get drunk courage------
-Yall dumb fans need to not think every ball hit in the air is a homerun----- Are You Stupid!
-On Cheering and Chants; I went to a game tonight and the crowd got to its feet on the final out of the top of the first inning----Are you serious? We are standing for some shit in the first inning-------- You need to make those cheers mean something by using them at better times------ Same with all you 'way to go cubbies' chanters----- shut the fuck up! Where were you last playoffs when the stadium was deathly quiet when we were down by two runs! You just want to cheer when it is going gravy
-I will continue these hates late----time for bed
